IMO, the amount of money you end up paying for stuff that really ought to be covered by your job should top out at a maximum of like $20. A hundred bucks is a clearly unreasonable amount, and I don't think any normal person could call you a cheapskate for not wanting to shell out like that. Unless you're a… » 10/21/14 4:24pm Yesterday 4:24pm

Un-fucking-believable. This seemed clearly like a case of domestic violence homicide, but he was basically convicted and sentenced for being careless with a pistol. Like if I was being all "It's not loaded, see? *blam*" and I ended up killing somebody, I could expect a sentence like that. I never believed, not even… » 10/21/14 6:05am Yesterday 6:05am

Today was a milestone, where I texted my invitation for someone to go fuck themselves for the very first time. Felt a little weird, because I must have dropped plenty of GFYs on the internet, and I've been in pissy little confrontations face to face, but I guess I am usually a much more polite texter. Can't say I… » 10/19/14 9:34pm Sunday 9:34pm

The sink is the best choice in a bad situation, because I've had to pull the old switcheroo and barf directly into the toilet I just diarrhea-ed, and it is AWFUL. Or you insanely attempt to hit the gap between your legs and just throw up all over your crotch. » 10/19/14 9:17pm Sunday 9:17pm

Football is funny. My brother helps out coaching his littlest kid's flag football team, and last year they did really good. You could see the feeling building, where he's like "I always thought it was the case, but it turns out it's really true! I AM a natural-born football genius — the second coming of Bear Bryant!" » 10/19/14 6:43pm Sunday 6:43pm

I'm burning out on the day job and wanted to make a change, so I took some baking classes over the summer and got a weekend job cooking at a golf course. Not much baking, which is what I want to do, but I did make these danishes so we don't just have to sell muffins from Costco. » 10/07/14 7:34pm 10/07/14 7:34pm