All through the Giants' postseason, there's been a row of fans in great seats that put on panda heads every time Pablo Sandoval comes to the plate. My nephew was desperate to get one of those heads for Halloween, but searching everywhere didn't find squat. Then I read an interview with one of the panda-wearers. No… » 10/31/14 11:58am Today 11:58am

Pretty harrowing. I got struck down by the appendicitis monster a few years back, and since I'm dumb I lay there like a sick animal for two days before going to the ER. Male privilege definitely came to the rescue once I went in though, because with no ovaries and not having to take like ten pregnancy tests before… » 10/29/14 11:03am Wednesday 11:03am

I've always liked the big Costco wagon wheel sized pumpkin pie, but I swear that lately it's gotten hella good. Seriously, like surprisingly tasty. The crust is still a little so-so, but at least it doesn't taste like poison like store-bought usually does. Anyone else notice this, or is my local Costco just killing it? » 10/25/14 3:01pm 10/25/14 3:01pm

My brother lives in a gated community, and they don't have a dog park, but most everyone lets their dogs run around off leash in this big grassy area. His dogs aren't all that trustworthy, so he'll just unhook them there when the place is empty. One morning a few weeks back, he hears one of the security patrol guys… » 10/24/14 11:36am 10/24/14 11:36am

IMO, the amount of money you end up paying for stuff that really ought to be covered by your job should top out at a maximum of like $20. A hundred bucks is a clearly unreasonable amount, and I don't think any normal person could call you a cheapskate for not wanting to shell out like that. Unless you're a junior… » 10/21/14 4:24pm 10/21/14 4:24pm

Un-fucking-believable. This seemed clearly like a case of domestic violence homicide, but he was basically convicted and sentenced for being careless with a pistol. Like if I was being all "It's not loaded, see? *blam*" and I ended up killing somebody, I could expect a sentence like that. I never believed, not even… » 10/21/14 6:05am 10/21/14 6:05am

Today was a milestone, where I texted my invitation for someone to go fuck themselves for the very first time. Felt a little weird, because I must have dropped plenty of GFYs on the internet, and I've been in pissy little confrontations face to face, but I guess I am usually a much more polite texter. Can't say I… » 10/19/14 9:34pm 10/19/14 9:34pm

The sink is the best choice in a bad situation, because I've had to pull the old switcheroo and barf directly into the toilet I just diarrhea-ed, and it is AWFUL. Or you insanely attempt to hit the gap between your legs and just throw up all over your crotch. » 10/19/14 9:17pm 10/19/14 9:17pm

Football is funny. My brother helps out coaching his littlest kid's flag football team, and last year they did really good. You could see the feeling building, where he's like "I always thought it was the case, but it turns out it's really true! I AM a natural-born football genius — the second coming of Bear Bryant!" » 10/19/14 6:43pm 10/19/14 6:43pm

I'm burning out on the day job and wanted to make a change, so I took some baking classes over the summer and got a weekend job cooking at a golf course. Not much baking, which is what I want to do, but I did make these danishes so we don't just have to sell muffins from Costco. » 10/07/14 7:34pm 10/07/14 7:34pm